Overheard On Newport Bus

‘How’re the kids?’

‘All right, I guess. Apart from Lucy. She’s got the hump so she’s not talking to me.’

‘Oh dear, what did you do now?’

‘Well, the other morning she was howling that her hamster had died. So I try to cheer her up, as you do. I suggested we boil it in sugar and make jam out of it. Then we put it in the garden and we’ll have lovely tulips from it.’

‘What on earth are you talking about?’

‘The song. You remember the song? Tulips From ‘amster Jam?’

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